Product Review – 4D Models

So you may have noticed in our last few posts some rather nifty looking additions to both the Atlantic Alliance and Holy Soviet Army factions:

 

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M42 Mirage Tank

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SU-152 Assault Gun

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T-48 Medium Tank

And you may have wondered (given our predilection for making our models out of cardboard and junk in order to avoid spending money) just where we got them from – they certainly look a bit slick for chopped up pizza boxes, drinking straws and IDE cables.

In fact these are snap fit plastic 1/72 model kits from a Chinese manufacturer billing themselves as “4D Models” – £8.99 from Ebay for a pack of 8, including the M42, the S-15, the T-48 (a T-55 in the real world), along with a mine clearance vehicle, an M1 and a Leopard 2 as well as a T-72 and a Type 63.

Now, it hadn’t occurred to me to do a product review until I came across this video –  essentially, it’s Games Workshop’s Duncan Rhodes (the most serene man on the internet) explaining why, after spending £200 + on a toy tank from Forge world, you should have to arse about with it for several hours before you even glue the damn thing together. Now, this is not a GW hate page, I appreciate the concept of “profit margin” and I don’t begrudge it.. but if you’re going to charge £200+ for a TOY TANK the thing should go together with the absolute minimum of fuss. Joints should be clean and smooth, flash a bare minimum. You certainly should not have to spend yet more money on “Liquid Greenstuff” to fill in the gaps, and then sand them down – I’m sorry but Tamiya, Revell, Airfix.. these guys don’t have those sorts of issues and the prices are far lower. In fact, I’m writing this on a laptop that cost less than their new superheavy, and you know what, I turned it on and it just worked. I didn’t have to resolder any joints or replace any cables before I could switch it on and use it.

Anyway, rant over – Our 4D kits occupy the opposite end of the scale – dirt cheap, 20 piece (ish) kits with rubber band track assemblies.. but you know what? They pushed together – no glue needed. They paint up well – there’s a fairly decent amount of detail molded onto the bodies and wheels (check out the engine grills, the tow cables and shovels – all molded on, present and correct). The tracks fit. The turrets fit. The turrets move, the gun elevation can be adjusted. They’re light and sturdy, the scaling certainly seems correct to my enthusiastic but untrained eye – they’re never going to be winning awards from high-end detail obsessed modellers, but for a wargamer, I think they’re fantastic. They’ve been panned in the only other product review I’ve been able to find but they’ve worked very well for us.

My only criticism? You get eight different kits, eight different vehicles, vaguely linked by era, which is not so great for a wargamer. So 4D, whoever you are and wherever you are, do this one thing – let us specify what eight kits we want in a box. If I could specify a box set of T-54s or M113s, we would be snapping these up and so would a great many others. You will win many friends amongst the cost conscious and bargain seeking wargaming community.

And Forge World? Take a hint.

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Ooops….

We’ve all been there. It’s late, beer/ wine/ cocoa in hand, money in the PayPal account, browsing eBay… you find something that looks too good to be true, you put a bid on it thinking “what the hell”, the next morning you get THAT email:

“You WON Item no XXXXXX”

Ah, crap.

In my case, what I had won was this:

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Don’t drink and eBay, kids!

So I duly paid my £10 plus postage, and a couple of days later I was blessed with the arrival of a semi complete copy of the 2nd Ed 40k box set plus the Dark Millennium expansion. Now, I’m assuming the seller held up their end of the bargain, because I can’t remember the details of what I bid on, but what I got was:

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20 Space Marines
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Not awful, but I think there’s room for improvement – will bathe them in meths and have a go myself!
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A pair of Ork’s – one mostly ‘armless…
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Lots a’ Grots!
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What to do with you little fellas…
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A TON of cards- man, we hated trees back in the day!
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100% GW, 100% tournament legal!

Now, quite what to do with this unexpected new acquisition – we’re pretty deeply committed to 20mm as our scale of choice with a load of new scenery built for that scale, so the minis may remain display only.. suppose the Grots could be some sort of Ogre race, the Marines some sort of gigantic superhuman genetically altered superwarrior (hang on…), and the templates are all gauged for 28mm.

So we pondered for the length of a beer and though “F**k it, who cares?” – we’ll use the templates and our wee 20mm minis and run some retro mini 40k for giggles. A serendipitous rummage through the loft yielded up the  2nd Ed Guard and Ork codexes from the mid 90s, tattered but unbowed, so we set about tweaking the Hazzard 1977th and Da Skooderia to be 2nd Ed legal. Results will be posted over the next couple of months, and we’re looking forward to running some retro 40k with teeny models! And let’s not forget Apocalypse: Earth’s sci-fi spinoff, where humanity takes it’s first steps into a wider galaxy…. we can call this market research!

Stay thrifty out there, we’ll see you soon 😉